Dear Fiat,
My name is Rochelle Fallon and I drive a Fiat Punto. I say drive, i own one and occasionally drive it when it decides to work. Allow me to explain. I bought the car 6 months ago, it has a full service history and some of that has even been done by yourselves. I actually have the receipts to show just how much money has been spent on the damn thing. Let me talk you through it so hopefully, you'll resolve these issues for future models... well i doubt it but I'm going to anyway.
First, the most annoying thing with the car which is apparently a well known issue is the steering. What is up with that? I can tell your dying to know, well... like anyone i like surprises, however when getting in my car in the morning I'm not too keen on the surprise of whether or not the power steering will work. It used to be it was either working or not when i started the engine. I liked it that way, i always knew where i stood with it. Now it just goes off and on when it pleases, with no regard to whether I'm driving it or not and the fact that is not only rather irritating but completely terrifying when the steering randomly goes off and locks up as I'm driving 40 mph down a 40 road of course. Don't even talk to me about motorways, i just don't dare go on them considering I'm too scared the car is going to have a fit at me and stop working going 70 mph. This is rather annoying as it means I'm generally stuck here as i can't really go to far in my car. It's just awful which I'm sure your only too aware of as you must have lots of people telling you how rubbish your cars are all the time. I wish that was it, i've been quoted £400 as the cheapest to get this issue fixed and even then, it might not be the motor in the steering that they suspect. I'm in a conundrum; do i get it fixed and possibly/probably waste £400 or carry on driving it like this and only park in parking spaces i can drive straight through because i can't maneuver the car? Considering the piece of crap probably isn't even worth £400 I'm really not going to do this. I tried to sell it to webuyanycar.com and guess what? They wouldn't buy it! But i suppose that's for another letter.
Sticking with the theme of the car being indecisive, when ever I'm starting to get low on petrol, the petrol light comes on, then goes off, then comes on, then goes off. Are you seeing the pattern? This isn't without turning the engine off, in fact it usually decides to go off as I'm approaching a petrol station then comes back on when i've driven past. Now if that's not mocking me I don't know what is.
I'm seriously running out of options with this thing. I shot myself in the foot with my honesty about the car as even when i opened the bidding to my friends and family at 3 Haribos and a Mars Bar I still didn't get any takers. I would also like to add that the nickname Fix It Again Tomorrow (FIAT) is so very true and my car certainly lives up to it's name. And did you know that Punto is actually the Mexican word for Bitch? Amazing, and definitely instills confidence in you people that you didn't even bother to do your research before naming it, or perhaps that was an intentional thing? Though the car is definitely a bitch, i'd like to suggest some alternative and probably more fitting names such as the Fiat Pooto, or the crap that works when it can be bothered or the don't get your hopes up if your thinking of going on a motorway because it will probably break down car?
I realise that the only one that flows in the Pooto so i would ask you to consider it, so that nobody else makes the mistake of buying one of your cars without being pre warned that it probably will be poo. I know my cars definitely out of warranty as it is a 2000 model, but with practically everything replaced on it it's like it's brand new. Except it's crap.
I don't expect you to do anything to restore my confidence in you, but i beg you to buy it back. You can have it for 3 magic beans, a flying carpet, a donkey or a hovercraft. Or you can by all means send me a car that works. No but seriously, i've got my first wrinkle and grey hair because of the stress this piece of crap has caused me. I wish it would get struck by lightning or abducted by aliens so they can probe it and see how it actually works, since nobody on Earth can tell me. Or even nicked and burned out by a load of delinquent underage Chavs. I'd probably risk the £1000 fine and buy them beer if they would just rid me of the thing. The car also seems to stall in any gear at any speed, though i admit, i do feel special, as I'm pretty sure my car is one of a kind. I've sat and thought about it a lot really. As you can imagine i get a lot of time to think as i rarely go out for fear of my car conking out completely, so i just don't bother. The thought that the car has even perhaps been possessed by a Punto poltergeist has come to mind. Try saying that fast. If this is the case could you recommend a good exorcist?
Help me! I really hope someone replies with a suggestion to get this fixed cheaper, or what actually is wrong with it, or even an acknowledgment that you know your Pootos are completely pants and you want to resolve the issue.
Yours Insanely,
Rochelle Fallon
Monday, 28 March 2011
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
SkyBet
Dear SkyBet,
My name is Rochelle Fallon and until recently i was a customer of yours. Literally 2 minutes before the start of this letter. No doubt as you can probably guess, this is not a letter congratulating you on your service. Allow me to explain. I’m a bit of a football fan, i support Manchester United and whenever they play a good team, i do not go all macho and think my teams always going to win, in fact quite the opposite. I actually think the other team will win and therefore have a cheeky bet on that team. It’s what i like to call my win win happy place. If my team wins yey! If they don’t i win money! Yey! Female logic... but i have faith incase you were thinking of accusing me of not being true to my team. Anyway, i got a text from SkyBet earlier stating Earn £25 in free bets with SkyBet loyalty if i bet £1 or more on the Chelsea V Man U game. So i thought “oh why not.” My thought process actually was as camp as that, so i set off. I turned on my computer and deposited £5 and placed my bet. Since it never said terms apply i assumed as you have all my details nothing more was needed... How very wrong i was. At first when nothing appeared i thought it might take a minute or so. When nothing happened i began clicking around your website like some kind of mad woman. I suppose i’m proving a point that women and football don’t mix, but let me assure you... I know the offside rule. After 5 minutes or so i realised i wasn’t going to get my free bets. I mean £25 of free bets may not seem like much to Rupert Murdoch however to a mere mortal like me who has a cheeky bet once in a blue moon, i thought it might save me depositing for a few months. Anyway i clicked on your chat to a SkyBet person and alas it was Sky Neil. Lovely chap, just needed things literally spelling out. However his grammar was perfect. Anyway i asked him what was going on and he said i had to put on £10 a day for the next 5 days to get that bonus. Sorry, what? I thought he was confused as it must be exhausting bull shitting your customers all day, but he assured me it was right. Now i’m actually not a big gambler and i suppose that makes me a rubbish customer, but £50 in a week on bets? Really, who does that apart from people with gambling addictions, which i personally think you have a duty of care to minimise that on your services, anyway thats for another rant... Are you mad people of Sky!
With that in mind i decided on a cunning plan to cancel my bet and my account, and to simply not watch the match as sky sports is too bloody expensive anyway. So this way, i keep my fiver, at a cost of either possible disappointment or maybe alot of joy, or just not find out the score, and since i work with a load of men, i’m probably going to find out the score. As you can see i’m now in a dilemma all thanks to you... well not you personally whos reading this but the people of Skybet! I asked Sky Neil to close my account which he has kindly done and he’s assured the money will bet put in my account within 5 days.
It’s not good enough SkyBet! You lure people in with false promises of gold. Your like a Trojan Horse all cunning and deceitful. I realise they are strong metaphors for a woman whinging over a £5 on the wrong football team. Imagine how much i will be kicking myself now if my team wins! My bruised legs will be your fault.
The only way i feel i can be compensated is to be given the pay of a footballer in bets or Andy Grays job! If not, then good day!
My name is Rochelle Fallon and until recently i was a customer of yours. Literally 2 minutes before the start of this letter. No doubt as you can probably guess, this is not a letter congratulating you on your service. Allow me to explain. I’m a bit of a football fan, i support Manchester United and whenever they play a good team, i do not go all macho and think my teams always going to win, in fact quite the opposite. I actually think the other team will win and therefore have a cheeky bet on that team. It’s what i like to call my win win happy place. If my team wins yey! If they don’t i win money! Yey! Female logic... but i have faith incase you were thinking of accusing me of not being true to my team. Anyway, i got a text from SkyBet earlier stating Earn £25 in free bets with SkyBet loyalty if i bet £1 or more on the Chelsea V Man U game. So i thought “oh why not.” My thought process actually was as camp as that, so i set off. I turned on my computer and deposited £5 and placed my bet. Since it never said terms apply i assumed as you have all my details nothing more was needed... How very wrong i was. At first when nothing appeared i thought it might take a minute or so. When nothing happened i began clicking around your website like some kind of mad woman. I suppose i’m proving a point that women and football don’t mix, but let me assure you... I know the offside rule. After 5 minutes or so i realised i wasn’t going to get my free bets. I mean £25 of free bets may not seem like much to Rupert Murdoch however to a mere mortal like me who has a cheeky bet once in a blue moon, i thought it might save me depositing for a few months. Anyway i clicked on your chat to a SkyBet person and alas it was Sky Neil. Lovely chap, just needed things literally spelling out. However his grammar was perfect. Anyway i asked him what was going on and he said i had to put on £10 a day for the next 5 days to get that bonus. Sorry, what? I thought he was confused as it must be exhausting bull shitting your customers all day, but he assured me it was right. Now i’m actually not a big gambler and i suppose that makes me a rubbish customer, but £50 in a week on bets? Really, who does that apart from people with gambling addictions, which i personally think you have a duty of care to minimise that on your services, anyway thats for another rant... Are you mad people of Sky!
With that in mind i decided on a cunning plan to cancel my bet and my account, and to simply not watch the match as sky sports is too bloody expensive anyway. So this way, i keep my fiver, at a cost of either possible disappointment or maybe alot of joy, or just not find out the score, and since i work with a load of men, i’m probably going to find out the score. As you can see i’m now in a dilemma all thanks to you... well not you personally whos reading this but the people of Skybet! I asked Sky Neil to close my account which he has kindly done and he’s assured the money will bet put in my account within 5 days.
It’s not good enough SkyBet! You lure people in with false promises of gold. Your like a Trojan Horse all cunning and deceitful. I realise they are strong metaphors for a woman whinging over a £5 on the wrong football team. Imagine how much i will be kicking myself now if my team wins! My bruised legs will be your fault.
The only way i feel i can be compensated is to be given the pay of a footballer in bets or Andy Grays job! If not, then good day!
Friday, 1 October 2010
Letter to Orange
This is my first real angry letter.
Still waiting on a resolution but will post it when it's on.
This letter was actually done for my sister. As thankfully... i'm not with Orange.
Dear who ever bothers (if anyone) to read this,
I am writing because i’ve given up hope of speaking to anyone on your ‘no help-line.’
I’ll start from the beginning, to give you a clear understanding so you can do absolutely nothing about it.
I signed up for an Orange 24 month deal with the laptop and modem for about £35 a month. The laptop broke and was sent away to Toshiba to fix it. Who i must say did a fantastic job of fixing it, by gluing (yes you heard me correctly) gluing inside the power jack which as you can imagine has broken again. Now i really wouldn’t have a problem with them gluing the laptop if i’d asked for an art attack... but this isn’t art attack. The laptop therefore doesn’t charge and when i’ve called your customer service line i was told it was out of warranty and Orange were prepared to do nothing about it.
So first of all I would like to offer my congratulations to you for being above the law, by that I mean the Sales of Goods Act. It must really boost revenue for your company knowing nobody can return any of your useless “not fit for purpose” products. I can only imagine it is that, that keeps Orange from bankruptcy as the products are as bad as your customer services. Which brings me sailing into my next point.
When i rang on the 22nd September 2010 about this, which actually took 4 phone calls, I was told Orange no longer do Laptops and have no way of repairing them or exchanging them. Well naturally I wasn’t happy. I’m still stuck with Orange for another 5 months with a broken laptop and nothing being done about it. So of course i did what anyone would do. I asked to speak to a manager. I suppose the adviser just wanted a quick fix to avoid an escalation, so put me on hold (again) and spoke to a manager who said Orange would ‘buy’ me out of my Contract and terminate it without charges. At this point i’d spent a good few hours on phone calls to Orange and thought it was better than nothing. At least i’ve only wasted £700 on a laptop that doesn’t work. So I accepted this offer and asked if the direct debit I had paid only 2 days earlier would be refunded to me as obviously, I was paying in advance and the laptop wasn’t working. She also said i’d have to take another contract out. Funny, as I was just told you’d stopped doing them. The advisor again put me on hold and after more annoying music came back to tell me no it wouldn’t be refunded, but i didn’t have to take out another contract. I then asked for about the 100th time if i could speak to a manager, who came on the phone.
Well now thats the shocker. Do people start as managers and when they actually get good at the job move on to be mere mortal advisers? I’m asking because the manager I spoke to had the worst attitude i’ve ever come across. Considering she works for customer services, perhaps somebody could explain the concept of what customer services is to her. When she got on the phone she was ready for me. She interrupted everything i said and just kept repeating, “i’ve said we will terminate you’re contract early, I'm doing this as a goodwill gesture, and i can revoke it.”
Well ex - cuse - me! I actually had to laugh it off after finishing the phone call, I was that disgusted in the way I was spoken to. I can only assume she’s become hardened to the million complaints your company must receive that she has a routine and just winds them up until they hang up.
I can just imagine her in her spinning high backed chair throne barking orders while she drinks vending machine coffee, with a look of complete triumph on her face. Just knowing she doesn’t have to display any empathy to a customer because she is a manager! She sits in the bosses chair and makes the decisions! Well to be honest dear people of Orange, you can stick your goodwill gesture up your arse.
Having already spoken to Trading standards about this, whom they advised i had taken a contract out with Orange, not Toshiba, therefore I deal with Orange, not Toshiba, and since you have provided a service that doesn’t work and is still within my contract and therefore warranty period, it is you that must resolve my problem.
So that’s it, I’m not prepared for you to just cut your losses, I am giving you seven days from the date of this letter and if you have not responded I will be taking legal action.
I am writing because i’ve given up hope of speaking to anyone on your ‘no help-line.’
I’ll start from the beginning, to give you a clear understanding so you can do absolutely nothing about it.
I signed up for an Orange 24 month deal with the laptop and modem for about £35 a month. The laptop broke and was sent away to Toshiba to fix it. Who i must say did a fantastic job of fixing it, by gluing (yes you heard me correctly) gluing inside the power jack which as you can imagine has broken again. Now i really wouldn’t have a problem with them gluing the laptop if i’d asked for an art attack... but this isn’t art attack. The laptop therefore doesn’t charge and when i’ve called your customer service line i was told it was out of warranty and Orange were prepared to do nothing about it.
So first of all I would like to offer my congratulations to you for being above the law, by that I mean the Sales of Goods Act. It must really boost revenue for your company knowing nobody can return any of your useless “not fit for purpose” products. I can only imagine it is that, that keeps Orange from bankruptcy as the products are as bad as your customer services. Which brings me sailing into my next point.
When i rang on the 22nd September 2010 about this, which actually took 4 phone calls, I was told Orange no longer do Laptops and have no way of repairing them or exchanging them. Well naturally I wasn’t happy. I’m still stuck with Orange for another 5 months with a broken laptop and nothing being done about it. So of course i did what anyone would do. I asked to speak to a manager. I suppose the adviser just wanted a quick fix to avoid an escalation, so put me on hold (again) and spoke to a manager who said Orange would ‘buy’ me out of my Contract and terminate it without charges. At this point i’d spent a good few hours on phone calls to Orange and thought it was better than nothing. At least i’ve only wasted £700 on a laptop that doesn’t work. So I accepted this offer and asked if the direct debit I had paid only 2 days earlier would be refunded to me as obviously, I was paying in advance and the laptop wasn’t working. She also said i’d have to take another contract out. Funny, as I was just told you’d stopped doing them. The advisor again put me on hold and after more annoying music came back to tell me no it wouldn’t be refunded, but i didn’t have to take out another contract. I then asked for about the 100th time if i could speak to a manager, who came on the phone.
Well now thats the shocker. Do people start as managers and when they actually get good at the job move on to be mere mortal advisers? I’m asking because the manager I spoke to had the worst attitude i’ve ever come across. Considering she works for customer services, perhaps somebody could explain the concept of what customer services is to her. When she got on the phone she was ready for me. She interrupted everything i said and just kept repeating, “i’ve said we will terminate you’re contract early, I'm doing this as a goodwill gesture, and i can revoke it.”
Well ex - cuse - me! I actually had to laugh it off after finishing the phone call, I was that disgusted in the way I was spoken to. I can only assume she’s become hardened to the million complaints your company must receive that she has a routine and just winds them up until they hang up.
I can just imagine her in her spinning high backed chair throne barking orders while she drinks vending machine coffee, with a look of complete triumph on her face. Just knowing she doesn’t have to display any empathy to a customer because she is a manager! She sits in the bosses chair and makes the decisions! Well to be honest dear people of Orange, you can stick your goodwill gesture up your arse.
Having already spoken to Trading standards about this, whom they advised i had taken a contract out with Orange, not Toshiba, therefore I deal with Orange, not Toshiba, and since you have provided a service that doesn’t work and is still within my contract and therefore warranty period, it is you that must resolve my problem.
So that’s it, I’m not prepared for you to just cut your losses, I am giving you seven days from the date of this letter and if you have not responded I will be taking legal action.
I will never be using you're company again and would rather send messages via carrier pigeon than deal with orange again!
Though every care has been taken to explain this in a very clear and concise way if you are struggling to understand what is going on here, please contact me and i will have my 5 year old son explain it to the moronic staff who work there.
Kind regards
Though every care has been taken to explain this in a very clear and concise way if you are struggling to understand what is going on here, please contact me and i will have my 5 year old son explain it to the moronic staff who work there.
Kind regards
This actually went to court and was ruled in favor of the asking for money people. (Us) KERCHING!!!
Avon
Dear Avon Ladies,
I am writing in regards to your product “Youth Awakening Lipstick” with pearl finish as seen on pages 70 -71 of your 15th Brochure of 2010. The product itself looks simply wonderful as it is available in a variety of colours and is supposed to; and I quote, “ make lips look up to 5 years younger” which I understand results were found through a clinical study of 50 people.
I am writing as I am unsure of whether or not to buy your product. I know at £6.00 it’s hardly breaking the bank, however what is really confusing me is how on earth you measure what ages your lips are and if the Youth Awakening Lipstick really has succeeded in making them look 5 years younger.
I suppose what I’m really getting at is what instrument of measurement do I use to see if I really need this product. How do I know how old my lips look?
How old is the woman in the picture, I’ve been asking people today how old they think she is to which the response is “how am I supposed to know? That’s a stupid question” accompanied with a bizarre look as though I’ve just asked something completely insane. I just need to know. As a 22 year old woman obviously how one looks and feels is important. I just can’t fathom at all if I need it. Should I send you a picture of my mouth and you can offer your professional opinion? I mean the idea of a 17 year olds mouth is a tantalisingly good idea but what if my 22 year old face doesn’t match it?
Are there any plans to introduce 5 years younger eyes and ears? Would that be too much? I don't really know what age you get to when other women start talking behind your back that your trying to look like a teenager.
As you can see good ladies of Avon I’m in somewhat of a dilemma. I really don’t know what to do. I wish it were just the simple question of will this colour suit me, but it’s more like am I going to suit 17 year old lips. Whatever they look like. Do you have some amazing programme that can generate a picture of what they’ll look like? If so do you charge for this service or is it a complimentary service Avon offers?
I do hope you will look into this as I am keen to get my 17 year old lips with pearl finish.
Please reply
Kindest regards
Rochelle Fallon
Sadly Avon haven't replied. :(
Dear Starburst or Opal fruits if the postman still thinks your Opal Fruits,
My name is Rochelle Fallon and I am writing in regards to your absolutely wonderful product Starburst. I love Starburst, I really do. They’re all bright and pretty and they certainly do make your mouth water. Unfortunately I’m writing to complain. Recently I purchased a packet of your “Choozers,” and was happily scoffing my way through a large bag when what happened next simply horrified me. I unwrapped my red “Choozer” and was all set for the mouth watering sensation of the Chews that Ooze, when absolutely nothing happened. That’s right good people of Starburst, my Chews didn’t ooze!!! I actually pulled the Choozer out of my mouth to see if it had got stuck or had become hard, but nothing faced me but an empty space of what should have been delicious ooze. Breathe…. Ok I’ve calm down. I’m sorry, it just makes me excited and I can’t even begin to describe the disappointment. I was going to send the contents of the bag but I wanted to send this by email because I thought the postman might sabotage the package because he’d feel them and certainly want to eat them. Anyway I can’t send it you because I ate them all because I love Starburst and I didn’t want to lose them. Anyway I’m just making you aware some of them don’t ooze. (There was another red one that didn’t) It might just be the red ones… I’m sure you good people at Starburst will continue to make really great sweets and I just wanted to make sure you knew. I will still buy them and accept them from people because they’re fab. Only other thing I’d like to moan about, is why are they called starburst now anyway? Opal Fruits was a well better name, and since they don’t all burst…. Well ooze.. I’m just saying. It’s just that it makes me feel old and I’m only 22 and ¾
I wanted to show you how happy I am with Starburst so I wrote you a poem.
I like sweeties they make me smile
Especially starburst they’re not at all vile
Strawberry and Lime
They’re simply divine
If I had my way
I’d eat them all the time.
That’s it. You can keep that if you want and use it for your adverts, with some funky music and some hip hoppers... Something cool like starburst.
Anyway I hope you look into the non-oozing chews issue, and I look forward to a reply with the results of you investigation.
Kind regards
Rochelle Fallon
This one was sent like a year ago and they never got back to me. :(
Ah well...
Nestle
Dear Nestle,
My name is Rochelle Fallon and I am writing in regards to your product, Kit Kat.
I am a huge fan of KitKats, they’re just simply wonderful, and when I am at work, and I have a break, I have a KitKat.
It fills me with sorry to say that I’m writing to complain.
It all started when I purchased a KitKat from the vending machine at work. I was indecisive as to press C3 or C4 as there were two rows of KitKats. However I soon made my mind up and opted for the latter. I literally rushed back to my desk because I was so excited to eat it. I carefully unwrapped it so I didn’t break any of the fingers because that’s really annoying and I dunked it into my hot chocolate. The first two fingers were delicious. I have no complaints. A delicious balance of chocolaty goodness and crispy wafer. However when I took a bite out of my 3rd finger, I could not believe it! It was pure chocolate. Not a single trace of a crispy wafer. I thought it might start further down but it didn’t. It never started. It was just chocolate. I immediately started on the last finger which I couldn’t believe it. It was exactly the same, just chocolate. I was most disappointed but it was very clear what I had to do. I had to inform you people at Nestle, that somebody has sabotaged the KitKats and is eating the wafers out of the middle. Though impressive because there were no nibble marks on it and it’s beyond me or any stretch of my imagination how they got the wafer out without breaking the chocolate. I hope that you will thoroughly investigate this and I’m looking forward to a prompt reply.
Kind regards
Rochelle Fallon
Dear Rochelle
Thank you for getting in touch about Kit Kat.
We are very sorry that two fingers of your bar had no wafer and hope you may be interested to know how these bars are made. The wafer is placed into a liquid chocolate mould. The machine sometimes jams and we miss a centre so the whole mould fills up with chocolate. If this happens, we try to reject all the solid bars but, very occasionally, one will slip through.
We take great pride in producing really good products and can assure you our quality standards have not changed. We work hard to prevent problems like this happening so that your Kit Kat break can be as enjoyable as possible.
To enable us to send you a goodwill gesture, could you please let us know your full postal address along with the size of pack purchased, the 'Best Before' date and production code from the packaging and details of the shop where you made the purchase. This information will be very helpful in our investigations.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely
Lorraine Murray
Consumer Relations Executive
Consumer Services
Thank you for getting in touch about Kit Kat.
We are very sorry that two fingers of your bar had no wafer and hope you may be interested to know how these bars are made. The wafer is placed into a liquid chocolate mould. The machine sometimes jams and we miss a centre so the whole mould fills up with chocolate. If this happens, we try to reject all the solid bars but, very occasionally, one will slip through.
We take great pride in producing really good products and can assure you our quality standards have not changed. We work hard to prevent problems like this happening so that your Kit Kat break can be as enjoyable as possible.
To enable us to send you a goodwill gesture, could you please let us know your full postal address along with the size of pack purchased, the 'Best Before' date and production code from the packaging and details of the shop where you made the purchase. This information will be very helpful in our investigations.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely
Lorraine Murray
Consumer Relations Executive
Consumer Services
I love these guys. They could have sent me a Kit Kat but instead actually bothered to take the time to send me a cheque for a pound!
Get in!
Cadburys
Dear Cadburys,
My name is Rochelle Fallon and i am writing in regards to your product Creme Eggs. They are absolutely delicious and also challenging. I love trying to take the foil off without ripping it, which is surprisingly difficult. Anyway the reason i am writing apart from to congratulate you on such a great product, is to just check for my own peace of mind that the chickens that lay Creme Eggs have a good standard of living.
Are they free range as i am unable to find this information on the packaging? It's just that you see so many things on television about the mistreatment of animals that i wanted to be sure that I am enjoying a product that has been made by a happy chicken. Are the chickens cooped up all day or are they allowed to wander about and see their families and friends? I'm curious as the Crème Eggs seem to have gotten smaller in the past few years.... Or maybe i'm just bigger.
I would also like to inform you of how i eat mine as the advert constantly asks and i'm sure you may need it for market research - I shove it all in my mouth, and sometimes chew.
I am sure you are asked this all the time, but would it be possible to purchase one of the Creme Egg laying chickens? I promise i will not sell them, i'd just like to raise one and have my own constant supply. I will offer a good price. If it's not possible to buy a chicken that lays the normal size Creme Eggs, would it possible to buy a mini chicken that lays the mini Creme Eggs.
Also what happens if the egg collectors miss an egg? Does it turn into a Creme Chicken? and do the chickens lay Creme Eggs with the wrappers on? I know i've asked alot of questions but i was arguing with a collegue at work the other day and i'm hoping to prove them wrong. I look forward to a prompt reply.
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Thanks for your e-mail. Unfortunately we do not have this type
of info available. All the detail we have is on:-
our own web site www.cadbury.co.uk
our sister company website www.cadbury.com
our educational website www.skillsspace.co.uk
or Cadbury World website www.cadburyworld.co.uk
Sorry we can t be more positive on this occasion.
Charlie
Cadbury Consumer Relations Department
Cadbury Cocoa Partnership – a historic alliance to secure the future of cocoa farming. Visit http://www.cadbury.com/ to learn more
of info available. All the detail we have is on:-
our own web site www.cadbury.co.uk
our sister company website www.cadbury.com
our educational website www.skillsspace.co.uk
or Cadbury World website www.cadburyworld.co.uk
Sorry we can t be more positive on this occasion.
Charlie
Cadbury Consumer Relations Department
Cadbury Cocoa Partnership – a historic alliance to secure the future of cocoa farming. Visit http://www.cadbury.com/ to learn more
Miserable sods!!!
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